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live-your-hottest-dreams:

Old but Gold

LOVE ITTTT!!!!!!!!

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thegoddess-afrodite:

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Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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fromhogwartstogallifrey:

If you don’t feel like the realest shit ever when listening to “Lose Yourself” by Eminem there is something wrong with you.

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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pemsylvania:

One time I laughed so hard at someone throwing up I threw up

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ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

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  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: *goes on tumblr*
  • me: *watches a movie*
  • me: *reads a novel*
  • me: *takes a nap*
  • me: *climbs a mountain*
  • me: *backpacks through europe*
  • me: why am i not getting anything done
Reblogged from shessoprettywhenshelies
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball  (via seabelle)

Relevant.

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lokis-dirty-whispers:

Submission: "No. Keep your eyes on mine. That’s it, pet."

lokis-dirty-whispers:

Submission: "No. Keep your eyes on mine. That’s it, pet."

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

HAHAHAHA!

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

HAHAHAHA!

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Reblogged from lokis-dirty-whispers
lokis-dirty-whispers:

Submission: "Mmm… I love the way you shudder in my arms when I kiss you, darling. Knowing that it is I who sends those delicious shivers through your body. I wonder how else I can make you squirm with pleasure."

lokis-dirty-whispers:

Submission: "Mmm… I love the way you shudder in my arms when I kiss you, darling. Knowing that it is I who sends those delicious shivers through your body. I wonder how else I can make you squirm with pleasure."